Life: According to the grocery store.

I know you all were hoping to hear about my thrilling trip to the grocery store today. That's why I am going to tell you all about it. 

I decided today that I didn't want my last day home from break crammed with crazy normal Sunday activities therefore, I went shopping today.  Now please understand that the word grocery is a weird word for me and I never feel like it is spelled right so bear with me if I'm not even getting close or just stop using the stupid word.  Anyway, off I go to the store with the little one in tow and what do you know the entire state of Illinois has decided to escort me through the store.  How sweet.  It was so crazy there was a selection of 3 carts two with the wheels broken and constantly trying to make a right or left turn and the third with rusted sharp metal pieces.  I naturally chose the rusty cart. I let Elijah climb around in the cart for a bit to make sure his tetanus was up to date and headed to the pharmacy to get some meds for my leaky nosed hubby.  The isles were packed!  I looked but I guess all the free samples were gone.  Then off to the 70% off broken Christmas section, because we all know my addiction with a good deal, nothing there either.  Headed to the soap/detergent isle where apparently all the magic cleaning soap that does your clothes and dishes for you was gone too. My appear look of surprise invited a nice lady over to explain to me the difference of the soaps she buys. Dawn is the best is what I got from that meeting. The rest of the store was full of people. It wasn't until I was at the check out that the lady explained to me the end of the world is coming tonight, tomorrow, and Monday. Oh right the 3 inches of snow and cold weather induced a crazy panic for all to shop right now!  So if the end of. The world comes it was nice knowing you all at least I'll have food and clean dishes.