The other day I was minding my own business and sleeping. I mean what else is there to do at 2:00 am. Well prior to that day BJ had been stinking up the house with some horrible farts. I mean, they were bad. Green gas was coming out of his but and he was trying to kill the rest of the house. So fast forward to 2:00 am and he let one rip while he was sleeping. It was silent though so that wasn't what woke me up, but yet the need to roll over. So over I go and a sniff, sniff, stinkyness creeps out of the nicely sealed sheets and into my noses. And right there at 2:03 am it hits me, "I wonder how much that stink eater blanket costs?" YES, someone out there made a blanket that absorbs stinky farts so this does not happen to you. Then a couple of nights later it happened again. Now I'm seriously look into this blanket. Something needs to be done BEFORE I DIE!!!!
It's called the Better marriage blanket. Are you kidding me? You have to check this out. https://bettermarriageblanket.com/
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